Haha,
Notes down for later in the pub.
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Aenesis,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:20,
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Another good but less sweary one when people are drunk is:
"You're as thick as two short plonks."
"Planks!"
"You're welcome."
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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:31,
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