I always wanted one of these

Compo link seems to be broken right now. I bet when it's fixed, there's hundreds of these.
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Horatio P Lemming, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 21:42,
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Don't mess with ma toot toot!
No seriously please don't, it's just for girls. :P
Ey up Dix, how's it hanging?
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Mstandot Boosh!!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 21:46,
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oh, you know
tiny, wrinkled and to the right. How's you, fella?
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Dixon wants a Danny Dyer for Christmas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 21:47,
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Fine and dandy
Well more like rough and beano!
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Mstandot Boosh!!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 21:55,
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HOOONK!

This looked like a good thread to post this in
Good evenings all
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mediocre mummy feets!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 21:46,
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Ning!
He's a handsome beast, but how does he smell?
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Horatio P Lemming, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 21:53,
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