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[challenge entry] Bury your head in the sand if you like, but baboons with bassons is gonna happen. It might even have happened already.

(the_whore_of_mensa You like it so much, I make it a part of you!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I am willing to accept this new world order.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# will you marry me?

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Are you one of these baboons?

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# yes
reading.gumtree.com/reading/12/19268512.html
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# If that's you, then get out of my dreams and into my bed

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# HAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
hanging to the right
(monkdagola words delude me, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Bikini tanlines?

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs Buy things! http://www.quizzicaldinosaur.co.uk/, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Is it only people with really big cocks that take these photos?
I feel a bit, erm, short changed.

Anyway. Here's the guy out of Jacob's Ladder.
manchester.gumtree.com/manchester/50/19637050.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# No, that's pretty standard.
Freak.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Oh.
swansea.gumtree.com/swansea/97/13984997.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings If yours is a prick, mine is a stab!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
# If
you can't beat 'em
(the_whore_of_mensa You like it so much, I make it a part of you!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# As a reward for your photoshop
I present to you LOLPORN

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/1202519027.avi
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/1202518186.avi

Yes, I made an automated script that finds a random porn clip and dubs a laughter track in to it.

It can generate 500 of these a day
(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)
# HELLO !
will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# But only if you like hills, as that seems to be a theme whenever we talk

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)
# yes ! hills are good ! i live on one !

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Wanna go climb one?

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# alright !

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Awesome!
Gaz me your post code and house number and I'll be over in half an hour. It'll be fun, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
you know i am so tempted to. but you'd never find my house. it's hidden.
and it's nearly 2am.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I have sat-nav, hence post code
Also, the fact it's 2am just makes it more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# still wont find it.
not technically on a road.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)
# and climbing a hill with a stranger off the net..as fun as it sounds wouldn't be the most sensible idea !
i might try and rape you
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Hahaha, you'll never have any fun in life with that philosophy
:D

/edit: I have mace, you keep off
(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)
# still..i at least like to know who i'm climbing hills with at 2am before hand.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I'm sorry, what is that innuendo for?

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# "It's 1:44am, I'm bored and very awake, let's go climb a hill"

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Fair enough.
Also, when did it get this late?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Last Thursday

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)
# At last
porn I can watch with sound turned up!
(the_whore_of_mensa You like it so much, I make it a part of you!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# hahaha

(monkdagola words delude me, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Skulls, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan AUSSIES! http://aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING FUCK
I FUCKING LOVE YOU CR3, EVERYTHING YOU DO MAKES THE INTERNET BETTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Nick and his orchestra I NO RITE?!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# oi he's my huband to be ! no loving him !

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit I love you so much I can't shit, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Hahaha oh you
Wanna climb a hill?
(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# IF BY HILL
YOU MEAN HILL
THEN YES
(I helped save b3ta! Nick and his orchestra I NO RITE?!, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# You'd better not be in Manchester or some shit
I am travelling no more than 10 miles, jeez.
(I helped save b3ta! cr3 got sent free doovdes by a company and is happy, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I'm anticipating his debut release on vinyl.

(monkdagola words delude me, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny has gone down a cup size, Sat 9 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)