I say I say I say...

My dog's got no... oh you've heard it.
Should have known I'd be beaten to it.
(Dan Jaw, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:29, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaww
It looks just like Luna!
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( Kaiser, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:30, archived)

That is in fact my dog.
Well, my dad's actually. But it is now three years old and a four-foot long hairy hooligan.
(Dan Jaw, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:41, archived)

....and the barman says
'why the long....'

oh
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:30, archived)

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 15 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)