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[challenge entry] Good 'nings, one and all!
It is I, Professor Kenny Martin, returned from the wilderness that is absolutely no personal webbings from w*rk with an old picture which I've dragged back to put in the compo...
Animal instruments? Bindun - just listen to Tom Morello, guitarist and renowned Clanger Tickler:


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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I THINK YOU ARE LOVELY, PROFESSOR
Really.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I THINK YOU ARE HORRIB.... no wait, thats me
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Nice tongue action though
*snogs*

Y'alright fella?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# COR
*snogs*

yus indeed. Et tu, Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Nay bad, sir - and my hangover's gone \o/
I'm just about to wave an iron near a shirt for w*rk tomorrow, then make a cup of tea and go to bed
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I have no work tomorrow
but I am a little tired.... so bed soon I think also.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Yay!
*glees*

Then all is well in the world again and my one remaining worry has now been eased.

*offers friendly hug*

I'm glad I haven't offended you with my constant bash-whoring... and disappointed that I didn't get to meet you yesterday. Oh well, there'll be other times =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Absolutely
And please, s'only the internet, never take anything to heart :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# *makes notes in tattered notebook*
Ok!

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Pasanonic describes it well down there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Yeah, Jess showed me the thread
I just worry too much. You probably didn't put a smiley when you told me for the 40th time that you couldn't make the Derby bash and I went into paranoid mode =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll remember to give as much punctuation-style expression into messages as possible from now on
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ello bloke
Tom Morello - acoustic folk = win.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Hoberry!
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)
# hooraaaaaaay
*enjoys glompage*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Nightwatchman? Haven't heard that yet
I like his rock stuff too, but on the second Audioslave album especially the guitar solos were... er, a little on the odd side
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)
# s'very good
I went off Audioslave pretty quickly though. Never listened to the second album.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Second album's better than the first one
And the third one's fucking storming

Then they split up =/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# RATM were great
Soundgarden had a few good moments. Audioslave sounded EXACTLY as you'd expect from combining the two.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Check out the second and third albums then - they really got into their stride
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Yay Clangers!
'lo sexybum :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# *sneaks up*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I don't know what that is
but it GMTRFH.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)
# It's a clanger shagging a pound puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# sex mad, you are
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# There's no point denying it
I'd only get called a liar from many directions
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)
# you have a Clanger.
you bitch! ( *covets* )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hello lully laydee =D
*gropes*

I've been keeping an eye on Flickr today: no photos of my arse so far! \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Dammit
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)
# smashing fella.
ningles!

I fear you must soon change jobs before you become a normal and forget about us.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Hello there =)
Fear not! I'll never forget you, er...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)