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# the internet is full of people with massive cocks.
it's amazing. I wonder why they never get any sex.
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I assume it's too difficult to find a woman with the required capacity.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# mine isn't
it's average.
just thought you'd all like to know!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb has a new job!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# *compares*
mine too! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# average for what?
average for a european male with red hair and drinks strongbow? That's not really something to brag about, y'know...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# or an american that drives a giant truck?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb has a new job!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# You're so funny thinking that's a big truck!
Gives me some insight as to what you consider to be large, though...

: D
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# haha
*titters about Trojans being the narrowest condoms in the world*

ASPARAGUS COCK
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# You mean it's quite tasty but makes your piss smell?

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# man inches..
*holds hands a foot apart*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb has a new job!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# You can't seriously think I was being serious
Srly?
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# no no, dont take it personally
It wasnt meant to be a dig at you, sorry. It just reminded me of a troll I happened upon while playing online pool... he repeatedly called me a cunt for no reason and when i congratulated him on his vocabulary and grasp of anglo-saxon and suggested he was a retard, he replied:
"anways, I cant be retarted coz I've got a massiv cock"
(I helped save b3ta! dbroon mnuuuh, ah hadda fot a vaaaaat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Cool, jus checking!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)