those adverts are wank
but Lineker scored 283 goals during his career and never got a yellow or red card. ever. kinda makes up for it in my book.
(gobbledegook is eating soylent green, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

Apart from his marriage.
But FIFA rules don't really apply there, do they?
( Bingowings Up your fucking borstal!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)

i'd certainly hope not!
or i'm fucked
(gobbledegook is eating soylent green, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)