Oi.
Watch it, son. :P
(Ishamael and his missus said, "Zombie GOASTS, leave this place", Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)

If an ugly person looks into water,
will it freeze over and THEN crack?
( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:40, archived)

Only if she/he has super ice making super powers

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..
Or is Pete docherty
( Hummel is a pearoasting twunt, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)

I think the ugliness would do to the water
what headlights do to a rabbit.
( ClanSoul .com/guestbook/ Julie Moult is an idiot., Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:45, archived)