applies vaseline liberally

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.bends over
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."be gentle"
( Hummel thinks you should be in advertising, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 3:50, archived)

*grabs*
WOOPS!
*picks up phone*
"Yeah mate, me again."......
"yep, anoter replacement window on the third floor. Any chance of chucking the roll of carpet on the front lawn in your bin at the workshop when you leave?"
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://www.myspace.com/hardcore_extreme, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)