The train is a relatively modern invention
Driven by garden gnomes, it has three wheels and runs along the kerbs of pavements and the tops of fences. It is capable of jumping large distances when threatened, but is very useful for people who need to get from Wales to London at the end of May.
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Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:00,
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Alas, this is not to be
What if it should rain and the sheep shrank?
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Tue 4 Mar 2008, 18:05,
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