( printmeister has got the minerals., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Irn Bru isn't made out of joists....

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

No, it's hammered out of pure radioactivity.

(The Alchemist drives a truck-boat-truck, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Mmmmmmmm.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

wee joists?

(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

You'd have to ask those lovely Scots.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

but they get quite violent
and demand a fiver fer sum swallee

and then reach for the collection of knives in their pockets

I'm sure there was a programme about it on radio 4
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

( Ptolemy, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

hello squire

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Well, hellooooooooooooooo
there yourself! *waggles eyebrows*
( Ptolemy, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

*detaches retinas*

( bilbobarneybobs this ain't love, this ain't a romance..., Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)