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( printmeister a wilful convulsion of brute natu, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Irn Bru isn't made out of joists....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

No, it's hammered out of pure radioactivity.

( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

Mmmmmmmm.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

wee joists?

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

You'd have to ask those lovely Scots.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

but they get quite violent
and demand a fiver fer sum swallee

and then reach for the collection of knives in their pockets

I'm sure there was a programme about it on radio 4
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)

( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

hello squire

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Well, hellooooooooooooooo
there yourself! *waggles eyebrows*
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

*detaches retinas*

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)