DogtanianWhat a dashing you man he was. He was a real gentleman, not some cad who would lure you to a trout pond and then run off, leaving a poor girl with her reputation in tatters.
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butchbint,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:38,
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I have returned fromChina where I have sated my lust upon many a chinese whore and house boy, I have chased the dragon and dipped my toes in the waters of madness.
Still up for it then?
(Still up for it then?
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:40,
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Pish Posh!Even though I have been cast from the family home in ---shire, run away to London where I have fallen on bad times and find myself being cast from brothel to brothel as no man will touch such sullied goods (not even the scurvy curs who frequent these establishments), I would rather die than swallow (my pride, and return to you)
( butchbint,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:51,
archived)
My lady,I do not wish lay my...oh I can't be bothered anymore. ;)
( bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 14:57,
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I ran out of words.plus I couldn't beat the 'swa;;ow' gag.
Fun though.
(Fun though.
bovine I'm so old, even my old is old,
Tue 18 Feb 2003, 15:09,
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