Quick, Crap, and


you got to know your WW2 German warship spotting...

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( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)

you sunk my battleship, you cunt!
(woo!)
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:06, archived)

You are quick!
But I skuttled already!
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:08, archived)

four posts down.

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:07, archived)

Argentina?
but I didn't get that sub reference
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:09, archived)

oh, I thought it was the same boat.
 
they all look alike to me.
I must be a boatist
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:10, archived)

Wot?
They don't teach the youngins about the Graf Spee anymore?

or the difference between a sub and a pocket battleship?

oh well...
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:14, archived)

ahhhh right.
 
I used to know that, maybe twenty years ago..
I guess I've forgotten at least as much as I know now.

BUT DAMN, THE DRUGS ARE GOOD
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:17, archived)

i was awarded a 'D' in grade ten history.
the teacher would have failed me but he didn't want me in the class the next year. i had told him that the textbooks were made of dust at one point and he was pissed.

i smoked a lot then too.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:27, archived)

I was such a Navy Geek -
I did a high school term paper on Alfred Thayer Mahan

look him up...
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:33, archived)

i liked words, not dead white people, so my relationship with history was always stormy.

( postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:39, archived)

Agree
his words lead to a whole lot of dead people all over the world (but try to tell a history teacher that...)

That was the same time I switched over to being an Art major.
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:43, archived)

philosophy/english literature for me.
as useful as a bag of wind, but entertaining.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:50, archived)

my sister and i used to play battleship over the phone.
she cheated.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:12, archived)

It is an easy game to cheat at -
until you get caught. Like "Fish" in card games.
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:15, archived)

even easier over the phone.
she used to cheat at everything - including 'go fish' - it was hilarious.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:24, archived)

Was money involved?
and why play cards over the phone?

and who's deal is it, anyway?
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:28, archived)

we played cards in person.
no money was involved. we were poor people.

she did give me an atari game system once, though. i wish i still had it.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:30, archived)

My family played "Go Fish" with poker chips
but I cannot remember the scoring system anymore - it was very complicated.
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:37, archived)

rummoli meets feesh.
feesh.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:41, archived)

something like that -
there are so many crazy card games out there!

and with that, I am quits for the night.
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:48, archived)

'night.
i'm gone soon myself.
( postbear has metal knees, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 6:52, archived)

I was wondering how to rope in the good Admiral...
And this is better than any of my ideas.
( Colonel Boris Kangaroos are jumped-up rabbits, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:36, archived)

thanks!
How about the Graf Zeppelin?



(it's only a model)
( tubaman, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)