anyone over 15 is unatractive
Edit: just though I had better point out that the above statement is just a joke.
15 is way too old!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:48, archived)

^ The truth
Right there.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock our time is running out, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 9:55, archived)