You need new eyes,
steal them from a passer-by.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)

*preys*

( Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

That's the spirit

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)

go to the optromestriest
(or whatever the hell they're called)
and buy 3 for the price of 2!
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)

Roflypops. Year 12's are all gaylords.

( Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)

This is the worst grooming I've ever seen you do.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)

SHIT. What was my best?

( Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)

I'm not going to say, the police might be watching.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)

*wakns*

( Ttssattsr, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)