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[challenge entry] guess who it is...
go on... guess.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Is it me?
Edit:

Reposting dick toucher. Climb a wall of cocks.

Edit edit:

How big do you need it to be, fuck warrior? Making up for a really really really tiny pony are we, legumeface?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# This sounds like it could be quite fun actually.
Climbing a wall of cocks and vaginas even more fun!
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# THE FLOOR UNDERNEATH WOULD BE REMARKABLY STICKY.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# :D
Depending on how deep it is, it could break your fall! :D
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# After a few climbing attempts, I'm sure it would build up.
Or if you climbed it just the right way.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Yep :)
Remember, when climbing this kind of wall, you have 5 limbs :D
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ALSO: A DICK.
So, 6, really.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# That was the 5th I was thinking of =/
What were you thinking?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# My... other... dick.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Nose?
Or possibley...

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# HAH, I endores this fully!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Your Mum

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I thought it was you
How be you, good sir?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hullo lovely :)
I'm not too bad ta - off home in approximately 4 minutes, so hurrah and huzzah.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# well that's no funnier than the last time you posted it

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# well no
but this time it's actually FOR the image competition like it shoulda been instead of just a random post!
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# edit post?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# yes well...
i didnt think about that.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Well then think harder.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# that's why the good lord invented the "edit" button

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Shout your mouth, I'm talkin' about...

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# The same cunt as it was when you posted it last night?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Did you dream anything good last night?

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I dreamt that I'd went into the future and people were posting the same massive, shite, unfunny posts as in the past.
Naturally, I am now feeling rather pleased with myself as I had predicted the future
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# you know
you wouldnt be such a prick for the fucking rules if this messages board wasnt so god damn awfully formatted.

and do you Really think your pointless negativity is getting you ANYWHERE?
i can understand criticism, but just saying something is shit and leaving it at that is absolutely pointless.

this basically comes back to however many nights ago when you called me pretentious.
i'm not pretentious i just fucking explain myself whereas you are intellectually lazy.

if you cant be bothered to put the effort in then you're as fucking useless as the people you mercilessly mock for 'lack of effort' in unphotoshopped images, or breaking the rules ever so slightly.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# woah! hang on petal......Yet again, here you are making assumptions again.
Like I said before, do not make assumptions about people you know nothing about. Stop being such a fucking drama queen and get over yourself.

Maybe you should stick to making up fake girlfriend profiles for yourself?

I'll stand by my original statement .
Fucking pretentious, patronising little cunt.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# oh i'm sorry
you must have confused me with someone who LIKES being told things they do are shit without any good reason behind it.

you're just an ignorant knob.
and you havent got shit on me, i'm currently naked with my non-fake girlfriend, in bed, having just had pizza, and it's my birthday.
i'm not making shit up just to make me sound good, this just happens to be an exceptionally good day.

and yeah, i like arguing.
because you are in fact wrong.

just admit it.
trolling around saying 'your shit' helps no-one.

and you're constantly saying 'you dont know anything about me' but is that really the point? i know Enough to know that in this instance, you're being a complete cunt.
and if you don't like me making assumptions, why are then calling me a drama queen and pretentious?

your an absolute hyprocrite.
and by that reckoning, a retard.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:38, archived)
# oh please.....
whine, whine, whine....

Edit:in response to your stuff that you added to that post, I am assuming nothing, you ARE being a drama queen, getting you knickers in a twist again and again and again

The majority of the drivel that you type is pretentious and patronising.

I have made no assumpions, merely deductions.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# yes yes
well done.
dismiss the situation because you can't win.

i hope you feel rather clever.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# nice response
allow me to retort.

*giggle*

mmm. we really seem to be making some ground here.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# what exacly are you trying to prove here?
i made Deductions myself...

you DO post saying 'this is shit' which does nothing but make people feel bad.
and you've made no attempt to defend this.

which was the whole fucking point. if your not going to offer any kind of advice why just say something horrible? it just spreads bad feeling and doesnt exactly promote a nice friendly community on here.


and the only reason i'm still arguing here is i can't actually believe people would rather be an asshole than offer any kind of input.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I'm not trying to prove anything. I'm 'intellectually lazy'
to cut this short here's the constructive critiscism that you so crave... Why not stop wasting new threads on reposting stuff people have already seen, learn how to optimise them, stop patronising people, stop being pretentious and stop getting your frilly knickers in a twist at each and every opportunity =)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# shaft!
*waits for confirmation*
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# ya daaaamn right!

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# he's a complicated man..

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# but no-one understands him
like his womaaaaaan!
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# John Shaft...
da da da da da! da da da da da!
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
#
you are the only one who understands me :)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
#
I'll never leave you...
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hello, I have just had crumpets
what's going on?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Some SERIOUS
SERIOUS business.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# eep
serious internet business?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Seriously internetty.
srsly
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# eep
I'm quite worried now

I might have to go out and buy a bag of chips, and smear them in salt and vinegar, that's right, SMEAR!

:D
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'm gonna grope my pizza in pepper.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# steady tiger!
I wanna pizza now

:(
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# crumpets
with butter? or what condiment?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# condiment?! condiment!
by jove!

just a bit of generic margarine, no particular condiment
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# its always good melted
when still hot
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# of course, having it cold just isn't right
:)
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# have you tried lemon curd?
thats also good
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I may try that, should suitable lemon curds be obtained
I have bad lemon curds at the moment, they are agressively runny like an unset jelly

it made me sad :(
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepost

(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# fuck me
my internet is playing up tonight and acting like dial up

this took 5 mins to load

HOW FUCKING BIG?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# by crikey
it is a bit on the tad large size innit
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# except
that this is the link i got after uploading it to the site...
don't blame me, blame whoever coded these forums.



AND it's under the recommended pixel sizes.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ok, I'll bite, because clearly you seem confused
they prefer images to be 50k or less

the forums don't control the size (as in number of bytes, as in 243K) YOU do.

Try using some compression.

computers don't work by magic, they do what you make them do, so I will blame you, so ner!

NER NER NER NER NER NER NER
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# or you could learn to optimise your own work.
 
just cranking up the JPEG compression would've been enough - I mostly use twenty percent.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Is he
a HUGE star in movies?
(, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)