my one and only effort for this weeks compo


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( Double 2 plums, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

this compo is hurting my neck.
i tilt my head to the left to read the side part, and then back up to read the bottom bit
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

Duh, just turn your monitor onto it's side.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)

it's side what?

( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:01, archived)

-burn.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

sidecunt

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

Yup.
www.pontanisisters.com/images/sidecar.jpg


and pillioncunt and ridercunt.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

yay!
Tractor! my dad has one of those.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

Goooood evening sir.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

evening madam

( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

May I perhaps offer you a small sherry?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

I'd love to try a small sherry
if I can fit it in the top of this beer. I'm just about done in after the wine as well. I might have some more wine. Am I still typing out loud?
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

You are.
Don't worry, I am too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

or even easier
simply use your pre constructed mirror side viewing mechanism
( Double 2 plums, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

All I can think this means
is a kaleidoscope.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

Ooooh I like this one
*click*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)

Bill Cosby raped me.
HAPPY NOW INTERNET!
( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
 
and the guy comes out anna AH-AH-AHHH
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

This is 33 seconds after he jazzed up my man-bastard..HAPPY NOW!

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

Prince - Pussy Control

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

long before Kournikova and Sharapova, we had Steffi.
 
query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F0CEEDF133FF935A25753C1A965958260
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)

"Graf got a court injunction to withdraw the recordings from shops. Graf's lawyer said she planned to give the money to a good cause. (Reuters)"

I hardly deem Reuters a good cause
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

I'D ROOT 'ER

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)

haaahahahaa

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

I wanna know what became of the Run-Over Schoolchildren.
 
probably flash in the pan
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

I tried to find out
but all I could find was stuff about schoolchildren being run over
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)