After years of careful measurement


I'm not very popular with the ladies anymore :(

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( Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)

Beepers?
*looks down top* Are these meant to beep then?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)

*prods*
more of an AWOOGA! than a beep...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

Hahahaha!
Office pfft!

Ning Bives!
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

'ningles bixy!!
how art thou this day?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

Friday!
very friday indeed thankyou, and yourself?
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

got to open a new joint account at the bank the wife is going to be working at tomorrow!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

Sorry
I haven't replied as I didn't quite know whether to take that as a compliment or not. I've decided to, as I'm an eternal optimist and also an advocate of blindly believing everyone fancies me. It's ace.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating biscuits
*awoogas*
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)

but i'd climb over her to get to
...
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Ello mink :)
you big floozy
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

alright tobi
how's it going?

floozy? me? ah, yes
( Aphex The Mink glasjay.blogspot.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)

Is your name Tobi?
oh my.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

You've got very nice eyebrows.
*wanders off*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)

Weetobix eyebrows
must be Art
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

i would never insult you or anyone else!
tis all in good fun!
what?
awww!
*goes to the brig*
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

This is an extremely
sensible way to view the world which I will now adopt.

*Preens and postures*
( Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

i take the opposite view.
i am ugly and horrible.


hmm....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

I think yours are honkers

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

But that's not on the chart....
*gets frightened*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

Be glad that you cannot be pigeon-holed
:D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

YEAH
*dances* I don't think you're on the chart either.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

*boogie woogie oogie's till he just can't boogie no more*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

MY WORD!
*saddles up*
*rides into town*
*SEXYtown*



....I don't know. I'm in an odd mood.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

Saddle up and make the dust fly

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)

Whinny for me, bitch.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)

pown.alluc.org/?uid=251
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)

t'are redex :-(

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)

Damn work PCs and their lack of flash applet ways

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)

aye....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)

From previous posts
I doubt that you fit into the "beepers" category...
( Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

time to go gay?
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

*shakes moobs*

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

*is hypnotized*
must. drop. trousers.
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

I have a tattoo of a penis on my cock
/ac
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

i bet your rooster was a bit annoyed with you after that!
=D
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

BAD farmer.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

You missed out Durex filled with 4 gallons of porage

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

hahahahah

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

hahaha
there should be a 'Lovely Mental Image of the Day' certificate for this
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

Oh no
Back to the drawing board.

Also *bokes*
( Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

=D woo to the graph though

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)

does this only apply to ladies?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)

haha!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

Although most measurements
were undertaken on females, I believe the results can be extrapolated. Additional variables may need to be considered.
( Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)