I WOULD ROGER IT.
BUT MY FISTS ARE HAM.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:08, archived)

HAMMY HAMMY HAM FISTS!
that's what they'll call you

and, I have chicken crisps and I will make a sandwich out of them for breakfast, even tho I am ham fisted
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:10, archived)

I'm going to pummel my food because of my hamfists.
ALL MY FOOD WILL BE HAMMY. FUCKING HAMMY.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:11, archived)

pummelled into leaky gloopy mush
with a slight ham flavouring
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:12, archived)

Leaky food is the WURRRRST.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:13, archived)

don't you just hateit when your leaky knockwurst spurts at you in thepan

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:15, archived)

My fists of ham are angered by this great injustice.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)

shine the light into the sky
make.. "THE HAM FIST SIGN" on the clouds
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)

I was never taught the sign... :((((((((((

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)

me neither
doomed!

edit: suddenly I have this tune in my head "EVERYBODY'S KUNG FU SHITEING-di di di didiai(etc) SHIT IS FLYING"
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)

I wouldn't trust:
your mind.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)

not even with a tin of spaghetti?
:(
( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)

TINS: CAN BE SHARP.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)

I like tins!

( Discomeats WANKY TALLOW NIPPLE!, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)