Did you...
... hear about that new new pirate movie? It's rated arrr!
(CaL_FiN, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)

Why are pirates so bad?
because they arrrrr!
(discomeats needs more pong bat and cement, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)

A pirate walks into a bar.
HE CANNOT POSSIBLY ORDER RUM AS HIS FISTS ARE HAM.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)

A Barman, a pirate, and a ham walk in the the bar
the barman says "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" and destroys a pump BECAUSE HIS FISTS ARE HAM
(discomeats needs more pong bat and cement, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)

HAHAHA. YOURS IS BETTER.
Your fists must be hammy.
( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)

I TRAIN WITH SPECIAL NINJAS. WITH BIG THROBBING HAM FISTS!
:D
(discomeats needs more pong bat and cement, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)

phwoar

( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)

I'm quite overcome about it myself
:)
(discomeats needs more pong bat and cement, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE NINJAS I'M ALL LIKE WOW NINJAS.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)

wow man
I totally saw ninjas they were like jumping in the air and shit and like they stood there a bit and said something witty and shit and totally jumped in the fucking air and shit and then they sat down and ate noodles and shit and they laughed then they totally jumped into the air and shit and puked all the noodles and shit out and laughed and like the air was full of ninjas, noodles and shit.

fuck man, it was like totally ninjas and shit
(discomeats needs more pong bat and cement, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)

*clicks in appreciation*

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)

*glees*
:D
(discomeats needs more pong bat and cement, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)

you nut,
that had me laughing like a loon.
That by far was the best post I have ever read on b3ta.
*clicks*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)

\o/
yay :D

I should be a writer, I'd write the best things ever :D
(discomeats needs more pong bat and cement, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)