Everything happens for a reason.
Sometimes it's just hard to fathom what the damn reason is.
( Dixon wants a Danny Dyer for Christmas, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

The above statement is relevant to my beliefs

( ClanSoul demands FEARSHIT, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

Every aphorism is trivially false.

(_Felix ekorrar med brösten, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)