Back to the future II so to speak!

(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)

oh noes.

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

bunker time

(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

bonking time?
WAHEY
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

well why not
will be better than the french bloke i snogged on saturday
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

wha?
i snogged a rather nice chap on saturday.

:D
( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

apparently he was having a rant
about how englishmen weren't secure in their sexuality and that frenchmen were much happier to experiment. so i played my "pissed and willing to see your challenge" and Irish blood cards to prove him half wrong.
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:35, archived)

can you keep the noise down please, we can hearing you FAILing over on /talk

( Gilgamesh - Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

You can hear a pin drop in a firing range?

(Jeru The Cunt of Monte Cristo, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

hahahaha

( KittyVomit sweating like rose west at the inquest, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

it's no bigger
use the edit button, it's next to delete
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Oh dear.
Do you want me to call you a cunt now or shall I do it in the other thread as I'm sure you'll be deleting this in a second to get the full house?

EDIT: Oh, you deleted the other one. All is forgiven.
( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, archived)

Wow.
All these exciting people sat around waiting for people to post a pic, and then write bored critical comments. Fun fun fun.
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

get fucked troll

( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

Sorry, your riposte is so scintillating it has scorched my retina.
Try not to be so witty next time. I want to be able to read your cunt-breakingly incisive comments. Thanks.
( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)

another one
oooh, so many bored critical comments. Must be party time at your place
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:27, archived)

I can't be arsed with you anymore.
Well done. You win the game.

YOU'RE THE GREATEST DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE, CHAMP
( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:34, archived)

Did you delete a thread and then post an oversized picture?
Congratulations, you have ruined my life.
( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

Mankind has clearly reached a new low.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)

This has probably caused the hole in the ozone layer to grow by 1%.

Actually, why does nobody talk about the hole in the ozone layer anymore? It was the great environmental catastrophe 10 years ago, then climate change swaggers along and hogs all the headlines. Does nobody care about sunburnt penguins these days?

What's black, white and red all over? A sunburned penguin, you insensitive aerosol-spraying CUNTS!
( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:18, archived)

Well, it's difficult to scare monger if you go on about the same thing for too long.
People get immune to it. Also, I think the hole is meant to be shrinking now. It's still fucking massive though.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

we stopped using cfcs in lynx etc
and it fucked off, the two may or may not have been related
( lordsaccharine is husband to wife, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:20, archived)

er the hole in the Arctic ozone layer
wouldn't do the penguins any harm.
(Dr Teeth 7 legs on a buggered spider..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:02, archived)

No
Unlucky for the penguins that the hole's over the Antarctic, really. With those big fur coats of theirs the polar bears wouldn't have been in any danger except overheating.
(boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

Oh dear
I recommend immediate suicide! There's a spare spot next to Paddington Station
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)

TOPICLOL

( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)

Your picture is quite entertaining.
A little on the large side, but not insanely so.
( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)

Large?
What are you on, dial-up? Try moving your head back from the screen a little.
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:22, archived)

It's the file size that's the issue.
And the old 'dial up' card isn't endearing to the many people who have capped bandwidth and for those people who visit here from foreign countries without speedy internet access.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)

whaaat!
My advice would be to not visit an image based website. I've been all over the world, and from Paraguay to Nepal they have broadband. So it takes a minute to download a few images, make up a cup of tea for godsake.
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:26, archived)

That's a lot of cups of tea if everyone posts large images.
It's just about not making images bigger than they need to be, yours would be perfectly legible at under 50k.
There's no need to get arsey about it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:28, archived)

I'm not being arsey, i just don't care.
It needed to be that size to fit the hilarious witty type on. Anyway, masturbation and sleep beckon, enough of this twaddle.
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

In that order, I hope.
It's always embarrassing to wake up with sticky sheets.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

The board holds 15 threads. 15 times 150 kilobytes equals 2.25Mb.
Not to mention the fact that many threads feature other images, all of which add up.

Having broadband is not the issue. But you'd know that from the reply above. That's if you can read.
( An Eagle in Your Mind so did Lipinski ever give you the hucklebuck?, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:31, archived)

still don't care
night xxx
(bukowski_jr whatever, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:33, archived)

Haha, your sarcasm detector's fucked.
You interpreted a sarcastic comment as a genuine one, then a genuine comment as sarcasm.

Still images are recommended to be kept under 50kb, animations under 250kb. See the FAQ, etc.
( The Hedgehog From Hell &css=n, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:24, archived)

That horse is a hooligan.

( Dekionplexis VIII Welcome to the Plazspazm., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:13, archived)

that horse is clearly running (trotting or something) and the cart has no movement please add radial blur to the wheels right this second please.
( Rappola 's New Years Resolution is 1024x768, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:17, archived)

No, it's running on the spot
because the cart's too heavy. It needs little puffs of dust around its feet, instead.
(boris the spider, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:25, archived)