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(pete l'oaf is spelunking in your ladycave at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)

I don't know about you,
but I always make sure I buy free range children.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:05, archived)

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO POOR FLUFFY?

( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:06, archived)

HAPPY FUCKING B3TA DAY!
YOU CUNT!

*B3TADAY RAPES*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:07, archived)

Happy b3taday.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

FUCKING

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

HAPPY B3TADAY

( Koba Swim across the Volga and get my kite back Dmitry, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

B3RTHDAY, GRONKPAN.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

I WILL DRESS IN THE COSTUME OF A BEAR AND DANCE SEDUCTIVELY FOR YOU
 
DO YOU HAVE A ROUGH WOODEN POLE UPON WHICH I MAY GYRATE?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:12, archived)

i have one...
in my pants.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:16, archived)

RESPOND POST-HASTE
 
www.marriedtothesea.com/031106/bear-dance.jpg
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

I have some catching up to do with MTTS.

( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:23, archived)

I liked today's toothpastefordinner.
 
www.toothpastefordinner.com/041408/home-defense-enthusiast.gif
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:27, archived)

I could use a camera or two.
Anyone know how to load a moat into a flatbed truck?
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:32, archived)

*does*

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:24, archived)

Searching around my house,
I have nothing that fits the bill.

Not even a broom.
( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

Happy day Gronkpan
I will make a shitty cake
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:14, archived)

THANKYOU EVERYONE
IT'S BEEN A TOUGH 4 YEARS BUT SOME MOTHERFUCKER HAD TO DO IT.
( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:17, archived)

STFU N00B

( mofaha : life during wartime, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

WOULD THAT I COULD, MOFAHA.
WOULD THAT I COULD.
( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:26, archived)

Keep your tractor level, lad!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:18, archived)

have a
very happy candleday...
( enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:19, archived)

hippy b@tadey!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)

haha!
that's rather good. Tenuous compo link, mind...
( enceladus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:08, archived)

I am very bored of the third world, given they are largely muppets
and having our tax-payer's wallet waved about pointlessly
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:11, archived)

It's more that the leaders of the nations are largely corrupt
and siphon off your donations to their own personal bank accounts.

Don't blame the citizens, they're too hungry for a decent riot.
( gronkpan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 0:20, archived)