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(creatrix CX, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

Excellent first post!
Help yourself to one of those gold stars down there...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

I can't tell if you're conspiracy-theorying me or not

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

Everything that poster says is true.
It's all on the internet, you can look it up.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

hahahahahaah

( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

reminds me of this:

"...a significant portion of the claims it makes can be discredited by a simple Google search..."

(from a review of zeitgeist the movie)
(Professor Yaffle can't realise your ambitions for you, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

I can find it on the internets??????

( The magic of chutney A Dim-Sum-Summation, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

oh, sweet jesus!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin-foil_hat
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

That link's bust.
It's here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_foil_hat

(underscore between tin and foil)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

fuck you derek!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

*lolgasms*

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Gah!
I fell for it
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

:D
www.b3ta.com/board/8287503
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

Tin Foil Hats
Should be compulsory at the London Bash
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Wasn't there a link in the newsletter ages ago
where a medical student actually tested the tinfoil hats, finding that they actually amplified brain wave frequencies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

definately
Now you sit down here, have a nice cup oof tea and I'll call the nice men from the special hospital


RUN!!!!!
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

DEFINITELY
DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY! DEFINITELY!

*gaaaaah!!*
( WiL can take it all!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

Are you sure
?
( DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

Reasonably
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=definately
( WiL can take it all!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

did you just say
masterbate and cemetary
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

*gaaaaah!*
;)
( WiL can take it all!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

this?
people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

Now that's a well used research grant.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

GET YOUR TINFOIL HAT!
CHEAP TINFOIL HATS HERE!

;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

sounds like the sort of thing spouted
by a bloke trying to get it au naturel with a lady of easy virtue
( HappyToast sorted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Easy Virtue?
Is that by EA games?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

Im having problems reading it
so does wanking make you blind?
( The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

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Yes
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Copied verbatim from a barebacking site?

( WiL can take it all!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Woooooooooooooords
Oh, wait, they're funny.

Well done, and welcome :)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

yay!
welcome! shop a chair that will never leave!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

i like
and well done for using the b3ta uploarder
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

I think I would still wear one if confronted by Madonna's 'unique hole'.

Her naughty vaginie has poked its inquisitive little pink nose into more than its fair share of celebrity mess.
(ccc, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

is it likely then?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

The clap?
Almost certainly.
(ccc, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

No,
the possibilty of you getting to play in Madonna's lady garden
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

These days
I should imagine it's as easy as pie. But with a less appetising filling.
(ccc, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)