Not at all.
I used to be much better before I got joint problems. I can't do the splits any more, nowhere near.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

I've never even been able to touch my toes without bending my knees.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

me either
too sturdy to bend
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

*shudders*

again

( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)