I tried but im about 2 feet short
ahem
( The Tig and me woof, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

Are you an orang-utan?

( Captain Wow Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Im not sure
I like the idea of being one tho
( The Tig and me woof, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

you get to have massive flappy cheeks
and cabbage


a bit like Thora Hird, then
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)