b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Crap Superheroes » Message 833354

[challenge entry] evening. Sir Glis is visiting pickle mansions, so we thought it would be fitting to add to the comp. er, a sort of collective b3tan mind thing. or stella and a kebab. whatever.

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:12, archived)
# i
would
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:13, archived)
# actually. it REALLY is
a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:14, archived)
# ?
which bit/s?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:16, archived)
# all of it.
costume from original superhero, body from bodybuilder bird off google.
bit of 5 o'clock shadow courtesy of tattyshop and voila! hurrah for booze.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Holy shit !!
Never gonna sleep again. That's damn scary. Good though.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:25, archived)
# hurrah
indeed

w/y/h/etc...

(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:26, archived)
# i was very confused
thanks for putting me out of my mystery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:17, archived)
# and I was just about to say,
i know it's not pickles head so... it must be glis's head and pickles body? College can change a man y'know ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:18, archived)
# you scare me.


and turn me on.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:21, archived)
# aww shucks,
that's what they all say.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:23, archived)
# but can they do..
THIS?
(does thing no man can do and every woman wants)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:26, archived)
# the splits
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:27, archived)
# blimey!
do that again. Can you do that again?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I can do that particular thing
ALL night.

and not break into a sweat. takes practice. but worth it for a lady like yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:30, archived)
# well thankyou
in that case, i might get some friends round - will you cook for all of us, or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:34, archived)
# when i've finished with all of you,
THEN i shall cook.

They call me Jamie Oliver.

a)I have a fat, over-sized tongue. ( ;) )
b)I am a cunt. ( you are what u eat)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:36, archived)
# oh...
and I'm naked.


guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:37, archived)
# hahahahahah -
just saw that bit and it made me snigger. I bet Glis is happy then.

night.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:41, archived)
# hmmm...
in that case sir, I am off to bed, to dream of you cheffing, naked in the kitchen. See you soon :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:39, archived)
# mind that
sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:40, archived)
# sauce with
that?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:41, archived)
# cheeky
;)
nite
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:48, archived)
# It's
Wonder Woo-man!
(Indole Ring, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:14, archived)
# lol!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:14, archived)
# phwoar!
she's a looker alright and no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:15, archived)
# yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:22, archived)
# Some waxing job if that's a chap...!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sat 22 Feb 2003, 1:23, archived)