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# 3 hours, £4, 1 robot.

CFFoto.
Was informed about a costume party last weekend hours before it occurred. The theme was 'What you wanted to be when you grew up'
I had to carry the fucking thing from South Norwood to Islington, because it ripped the foil as I walked in it. It was destroyed by the end of the night :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
Best fucking post all night.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# :D
Is that just because it doesn't contain Boris or a fucking shitty pun?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# No
it's all the dance, my friend
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# It's my only dance.
But fuckdamn, it reels in the laydees.

I have a habit of doing it to break awkward silences, or to entertain myself when I'm not involved in a conversation.

It took me several months to realise I was even doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Please tell me you do it during sex as well.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Before, during, and after.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Whilst wearing the suit?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Of course.
I'm a the ultimate pleasure model.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# yay for slowly self destructing costumes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Slowly?!
I fucking littered that pub.
Not to mention the streets.

Some dumb bitch in Victoria station thought I was was standing next to a bin and dumped a bag in it.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD THERE BE A BIN WRAPPED IN TIN FOIL.

Slag. I hate her.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# hahaha
this is all youtube material, you realise?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# robots fucking rock !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Too fucking right :D
There was a scientist, a surgeon, Dangermouse, a Cornish wino and others, but apparently I rocked the casbah and got full marks.

LAST MINUTE PLANS ALWAYS WORK OUT, I DON'T SEE THE POINT IN ALL THIS "STUDY LEAVE" AND "REVISION" THEY MADE ME DO.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# I believe sir, we can accomodate your fetish with a TBM
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# YOU HAVE DONE A FAB
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# That's marvelous.
I'd have gone in my socks and underpants and not had a shave. When they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up I'd have said. Retired. Fuck off.

( sitting here in his underpants and unshaven )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I should have just gone as me
And just been all "Well, fucking look at me. I'm perfect."
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 3 May 2008, 2:25, archived)
# hahaha
good one!!!
this is winner!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 3 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# OH WOW
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#
goggle



(rodd laughing in the face of failure, Sat 3 May 2008, 3:03, archived)
# ROBOT SMASH
ROOO BOTTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2008, 3:07, archived)