Ironically, this would work much better if it was frontpaged.
Edit: Or if it got to the top of the popular page. Nudge nudge.

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:55, archived)

TO THE FRONT PAGE
*click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click**click*
(k3b/-\b will cover you in garlic sauce, free of charge, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

agreed
front page it!!
( The Twisted Omentum Like being crushed by a jellyfish; only pleasanter, Sun 4 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

ok, ok
FP!
(zhmei loves teh b3ta, Sun 4 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

What about when it reaches the bottom of the FP?

( Rev. Cleo is your doom, Sun 4 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

Then it'll be
the other meaning of the word post (after) humous.
( Quijibo Esq. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 4 May 2008, 14:53, archived)