Monty gets his man. Even if he has to resort to burglary.

(Smudger time...to..., Sun 23 Feb 2003, 0:57, archived)

One of the many keys to getting a front page is not putting the words 'Front Page' in the title
Clue: Dress a cute animal up in a funny outfit.
( Your Mum, Sun 23 Feb 2003, 1:00, archived)

I appreciate the advice but
I have less luck with fur. I did have an idea involving something other than HN though...
(Smudger time...to..., Sun 23 Feb 2003, 1:05, archived)