A friend of mine fell off an 80 foot cliff
He has steel staples in his skull, and everything!
(Indole Ring, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 4:23, archived)

Ouch!
...
(Snoop, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 4:36, archived)

*tries to imagine having steel staples in everything*
*shudders*
( Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 4:51, archived)