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# table tennis is bad for your eyes.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ping?
pong?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# ding
dong
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Well, Heeeeeelloooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# no
maybe
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# sing
song

/watching eurovision
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# bing
bong
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# qing
qong
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# goolie?
ging gang?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# oh yea!
funny story, shutting the shop, a group of about 7 drunk guys proceed to start doing the okee cokeey outside the shop, did i mention they are quite drunk? they all let go of each other and one guy falls flat on his fat face, I think he knocked himself out - dumbass!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# and nobody stopped to set fire to him?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# by the time I could reach for my fire starting kit they had dragged him up, he wasn't moving
5.30 is not a good time to be bladdered is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# am or pm?
I can't really say in this locality, they are usually off their tits by 1pm

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Ring
Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# pow
wow
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# prisoner of world of warcraft?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Vote for Russia!
Or you don't get any gas this winter.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
Russia votes for YOU!











Errrr.... something went wrong there.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yay!
I'd forgotten it was Eurovision. I've just gone hunting it on German telly. I've not seen Eurovision in years. I doubt the German host will compare with Wogan.


Edit: The Albanian girl looked rather nice just now on the sumamry, unlike the harridan that Germany voted in.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# He's on form tonight.
Luckily (actually, I'm not sure if it is lucky) we get BBC and ITV here, so we're watching it in all its camp and homoerotic glory.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I'm currently watching it
on whatever crap channel has a 1 in a circle as its logo. Kabel Eins, I think. I never watch it normally because it's crap, much like most of German telly.

I'd like Wogan back for this.


Edit: Apparently it's ARD. They're shit anyway, as are Kabel Eins.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Try SF.
The Swiss are smug enough as it is without broadcasting it on TV.

The Greek entry was pretty nice-looking, no?

edit: You know that we can vote for the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Since I only turned on a few minutes back
I've managed to miss about half the entries. I'll watch out for teh Swiss on this run through.

I may vote for the UK but I've no idea what we entered. I might be more likely to vote for Finland for being insanely homoerotic and over-the-top...


Edit: Yes, the Greek entry is very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# The Swiss crashed out in the semis.
A small consolation for all the stick about the football I've been puting up with lately. Yeah 'cos Switzerland blitzed their groups stage, didn't they? Oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# hahaha
have fun with the footy. i'm quite looking forward to it. i can ignore it when i want and watch it when i want and since i generally avoid the german media i won't have their footy shoved down my necks, while the british media will be pretending nothing's happening.

i *was* planning on visiting austria in the next month or so but i think i'll make it very late to let the football drain away.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# They were so pleased that England went out
as they expected the English fans to trash the city. In stead, they've got the Greeks, Italians, French and Turks - currently Europe's most violent fans.
It makes me feel warm inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Luvvly
That the Turks are still allowed into competitions staggers me. That the Italians are allowed in doesn't, since UEFA are probably run by the mafia anyway, so the murders and violence riddling Italian football can be happily ignored.

/lazy stereotyping blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# turks have been worse for a long time
especially when leeds or liverpool were playing for some reason
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I'd love to,
but face it, France obviously has the most bearded entry, therefore they must win.
QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM.
(Pelle ghola, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha
you must have posted that just as i was watching his weird bearded visage flash onto my screen.

he's got to win, he looks like the tramp they picked off the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I'm afraid he won't, actually.
French alternative electro? Produced by a member of Daft Punk? Somebody with an actual career? No tarts in glittery dresses or overgroomed wimps? It's a bit too cool for Eurovision.

Also, Finland seem to have defined their national music as metal-type music.
(Pelle ghola, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Bah
you may be right. It'll be some crap then. So long as it's pretty crap I'll be happy.

I still maintain we should have had the Manic Street Preachers representing the UK back in 1991 or so. I reckon Motown Junk would've gone down a treat, or perhaps Repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# The UK is in with
a big enough chance, if they manage to convince one of the popular British acts of the moment to do Eurovision. Hype and promotion will get you a long way.

I'm Dutch. The chances of us winning are minimal, unless they come to their senses and send something proper (provided that Dutch pop music manages to resurrect itself)
(Pelle ghola, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I think the last time the UK entered something credible
was about 35 years ago or more. We seem to treat it as a way of humiliating ourselves in front of the rest of Europe.

Gemini??? I ask you...


Edit: And the guy on ARD just now is happily calling the UK "England". Piss off, you brainless tit. At least we gave the points to Greece.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Yeah.
she was fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Best reason to vote in Eurovision
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# You sad bastard
/also watching Eurovision
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# get a grip man!
I am watching boxing.
Ricky Hatton's brother got his arse kicked.
Some flash bastard with natty dreads who is supposed to be Hatton's next opponent has scraped through his fight with a very poor performance but the highlight was that the ref kept trying to get the corner to tape up Malignaggi's long hair and in the end his cornermen got out the scissors and CUT IT OFF! Each round they were cutting off a bit more, I've never seen such a farce. He claimed his hand was broke. His fucking head is broke trying to box looking like Milli fucking Vanilli.

Hatton coming out now to face his hand picked piece of mutton to beat up since he got an ass whooping from Merryweather.

So yeah, watch boxing you big girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Milli Vanilli!?!
What horrors from my id have you just unleashed you heartless bastard!

and my didgy box is borked, I could do with some Zanshin

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# It's getting worse.
Hatton's opponent has come out wearing a sombrero that even the Goodies would have been too embarrassed to wear. Then Russell Watson comes out to sing Land of hope and glory ( I'm glad to see he's looking well but I still think he's a twat for the way he treats his ex wife (i'm a friend of his father's )).
The music starts up and he launches into song. Then the music stops...and starts all over again so chubby Russ has so start again, falling over his tongue. Then when it was over... the music started again so he had to sing it AGAIN!.

What a comical night, better than Euromisery any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Nah
sounds like it needed more 'Amazing Grace' to be more crap than this, it is simply beyond description how dreadful Eurosvision is

Terry Wogan's sarcastic remarks are the soul saving thing, thank fuck we are a Maritime Nation removed by tons of ocean from this lot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:13, archived)
# It's never been the same since they
made Terry do it sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I am not so sure tonight
his drool wit seems to be falling off his tongue with such razor-sharpness, I can imagine no sober man capable of such sarcastic observations

but then again I have been laughing hard for two hours now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# He's already admitted to bringing in booze.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# 'This is no longer a musical contest'
Terry's immortal words, and judging by the regional voting trends it can't even try and disguise itself as such

I think Terry just commented 'if he can bothered to turn up next year'

Then again it's always been shit

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Indeed
Without Latvia and Terry, this year would be rubbish.
I'm pretty sure I've heard the opening to that Russian song before, but can't quite place it.
Edit : think it's "Wild World" (Cat Stevens).
And Portugal still sounds like Army of Lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# She'll fire it back out, no problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 24 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# like-
-a chinese car-park, that's just wong on every level.
(mmmmm... pie, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# olive on a boiled egg
on a face on a picture
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 24 May 2008, 22:50, archived)