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[challenge entry] Be gentle, its my first post (and not very good...)

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(itchy, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# needs more yuan
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Or Amero ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# they wish
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I would love for it to happen myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# whatever we think will happen
we'll get it wrong

so may as just go along with the ride :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Psst!
Don't tell anyone, but I always hope for things I dont want to happen, so that they dont happen.

If that makes any sense....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# in that case I hope I don't win the lottery
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I fucking hope you dont win the lottery!
Damn! Have you won it yet? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I won TEN WHOLE POUNDS
and would you believe it

someone was so jealous of my winning 10 fucking poxy quid that they were "No you didn't"

"you didn't win the lottery" "you didn't win it"

it's like.. WHAT THE SHIT GUZZLING FUCK YOU EMPTY POINTLESS TWAT, PLEASE DIE

some folk suck more than I do, and I know I suck :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# See! That was me that was ;)
Anyway, I'm off to bed to read my new Robert Rankin books :)

Sweet dreams all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# nite nite
sleep tight
watch out for the FUCKING GIANT KILLER LOBSTERS WITH MACHETES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# *doesnt sleep ever again*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# goodnight sir!
*googles new Robert Rankin*, I need some new stuff to read. Jude Fisher is giving me the right let down just now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I dont know if they are that new,
but I only got them from the library today :)

The Da da de da da code

and

The witches of Chiswick....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# one old, one from last year.
I love Rankin but have not kept up with him much.
I fell in love with him because of 'the Brentford Triangle'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Fucking ace first post!
Well done young man!

And a heartiest welcome to b3ta for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Latin America seems to be drifting away from North and Central America!!!
I sense something un-normal afoot
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Damn you young man!
Are you implying that someone has shopped a pic on here?!?!? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# The very concept is utterly outrageous
They had better be naive Estonians
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Arf!
You werent happy with the results from Eurovision then?

I myself fucking wasn't! Sebastien Tellier so should have won it! At least been top 3!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# It's not even much of a camp gay fest to chuckle along to these days
just some regional voting bollocks that leaves us last again, despite our obvious attempts to promote something completely shit

I could go on, but I fear tracing some sense out of this fog of musical talent could just push me over the edge..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I do have to say that Eurovision got me a bunk up this year,
but the music, for the most part was a hell of a lot better than usual!

This fella did the French entry and his song was aces!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsk8QQj5Nrc
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Eh?
"for the most part was a hell of a lot better than usual!"

Are you fucking sane geezer? That was the most complete and utter load of crap since I last remember typing these exact same words last year

no, seriously dude
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Get Weebl to enter.

It's the only way it would be even vaguely watchable.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# that would be rather good
:D

but I think people will get confused when the song loops after 20 seconds continually

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# I'm boycotting the dick.
Yeah, he used to be entertaining until he started doing every other sponsorship that came around, of which all the flashes containing the bloody sponsor name have been awful. And now with the whole Peepl thing it appears they're trying to become Newgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# if I had something like his site
I'd milk the shit out of it

:/

does that make me a bad human?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# No,
it makes you sensible. But we all know that as soon as you become popular, you are rubbish! God! Don't you know that much?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# FUCKING SELLOUT.
MAKING MONEY? FUCK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# You just wish dont you :)
Bitter silly fool ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I may be bitter and silly but...
Fuck you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I like money!
sometimes I even spend it on food!

haha! this week I ate!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# You sure do bite!
HA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
# oh yeah!
I ate beefs! BEEFS!!!!

in brown fluid

yum!

I've been awake too long

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(discomeats is now malfunctioning)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:51, archived)
# hah ! well
I buck the system by starting crap

and then er..

fading into penniless obscurity

shit! I fucked up!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Well I thought ther were 3 or 4 songs that
sounded much like the crap I end up hearing on the radio. I liked Finland and I think it was Turkeys entry and Sebastien Tellier, I absolutely fucking love. For me, this year was the start of a complete circle closing where people have become so ironic with it all that they are goinjg to, in the next few years, close that circle and get good again.

If that makes any sense :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I thought that one was ace too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Arf!

edit on noting this is a primary entry: Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# good work fella
ticks all the boxes. Welcome to b3ta.

I hope that the D over the antipodes stands for 'dunces' ;) ( nearly bedtime, I'll miss most of the furore )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Racist!
;) Night fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I've not gone just yet.
I'm just waiting for one of the few Aussies I've not ignored to tell me all the rest are calling me a cunt for a change ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# A great man once said,
"Waiting for an Australian to pass jusgment on oneself, is like waiting for a fool to choose a friend."

And I still maintain that statements veracity!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# haha. That sounds good. I think.
I love Aussies, especially the girls, never have I met a more slack-kneed population in my life.
I've never met an Aussie I've not had a raucous time with which is why it pisses me off that there seem to be so many gathered on b3ta that behave like absolute Neanderthal cunts.

I am known to be a twat magnet, and not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I know what you mean!
The Aussies that are on here do tend to be cunts. But that is prolly because they are stuck indoors when the rest of the population are actually enjoying the sunshine and the beer and as you said, the ladies :) It's the side of Nieighbours we never see ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# let's invade australia then
and take their beer

that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
# One thing I can tell you with some authority is,
it won't be XXXX
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# heh
when you are pissed up

and it's watered down

let's see who notices :)

edit: hang on, this post doesn't actually make any sense following your post
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# You are indeed a man
that talks sense and I would kiss you but I'm not willing to risk some maniacal, pierced goth type beat me up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I've seen shitter for a first post!.. yay!
Pull up a kitten and shop a stool.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 25 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Hi itchy
It's a great first post, make sure you stick to the guidelines in the FAQ.

And also don't be shy, talk to people in the thread :)

Kitten, chair, you'll never leave etc...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 2:00, archived)