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# my catholic
flatmate loves it when i tell him that. HE LOVES IT.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I had a friend who was
a Jehovahs witness ( a lapsed one though) and his flat mate used to take the piss, thusley.

"Ooh, it's a bit dirty in the flat, maybe we should do the JeHoovering".

and

"What bread do you like, Kingsmill or Jehovis?"

Laughter ensued.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# *throws stones*
He said Jehovah!
A flatmate of mine used to get regular visits from a couple of young Jehovah lads. They started off by telling her how wonderful life was when you let the light of Jesus, blah blah blah. She replied that life was actually quite fun being young, getting drunk, taking drugs and having sex with strangers. They came round to listen to her every couple of months after that. Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)
# That's
class ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i do like the way
that you have decided to shout at the end of sentances. I LIKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Just like
the Beastie BOYS!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)