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# FUNERAL PLACE
work there. What's the opening? My mate's an undertaker and when he takes over his dad's business I shall be quitting work to get my mortician....thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)
# outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:49, archived)
# :D
Yes, that and some knowledge of how to.... morticise.

Or I might do the makeup, that'd be lovely. Yay for the dead. Nice quiet lot. Wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# its worth a go. not sure how i'd be with dead people but we'll see.
if they interview me i can tell them i've got a boxed set of 6 feet under
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Hah, well that's pretty much all you need.
Dead people are just like alive ones but heavier and less talkative.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)
# so an audience who won't try and interupt me, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:55, archived)
# That's the spirit!
Plus you might get a free top hat. Or at least be able to borrow one a lot. And tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)