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[challenge entry] I am a crap superhero myself.
I have the power to generate small charges of electricity when I walk on plastic carpets or touch escalators.

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 601 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Thats a bit
cool that is my lady
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:15, archived)
# that's shockingly
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:16, archived)
# wonderous!
nice mams too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:17, archived)
# is it me or is the board really slow
?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# no. your
eyes are too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Rob?
are there any stats on threads per day etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:21, archived)
# nope
there isn't
we have one set of stats and they're not being updated
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:23, archived)
# what are the stats that you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# france
accounts for 87% of the world's stripey top sales.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:30, archived)
#
95% of all statistics are made up
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# the other 13% goes to "wheres wally?"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:32, archived)
# what about
onions-on-string?
(I helped save b3ta! poshpaws, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:33, archived)
# have these:
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:35, archived)
# exactly the ones i was looking for!
but you say there not being kept up to date?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# For some reason
The profiles are being really slow for me. Don't know what the deal with that is.

Ain't it always the way it goes. They shaved her paradise and put up a lardy cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:22, archived)
# woo!
I bow to your superior prowess.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Woo, I would!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:25, archived)
# dammit
This is bloody excellent.
(blather http://blather.net, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:27, archived)
# me likey the electro flash thingy
I wonder where you got that idea from???
See you're not so busy this afternoon.
wyh.
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 15:31, archived)
# feh
a girl needs a bit of 'thinking space'...
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 26 Feb 2003, 16:09, archived)