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# i actually don't mind him
but then i never, ever watch his show, so he hasn't had the chance to annoy me yet.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I've never watched his show either
but I saw his smug visage in the window of a shop in town today, and that was bad enough.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# for a long time i didn't know if he was an ugly man or an ugly woman from his picture
which didn't seem a great endorsement for his 'how to look good naked' book as he's all over the front of it.

sometimes i wander about london like a lost time traveler i know so little of popular culture. which makes it all seem more fun until you investigate anything.

try watching tv with the sound off and make up your own story. it'll be better than what's actually going on.
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)