If you love Limp Bizkit so much
why don't you just marry them!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

OK!
*marries*
*divorces*
*takes half of all their monies*
*profit!*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)

SUCCESS!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

Oh my!
It almost seems too easy...
( struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

Well
There are some sacrifices. I'd have to "consummate" the marriage.

*boke!*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)

Mmmmmmmm
consommé
( struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

hah, turned to a thin soup
best thing for them really
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)