Babby Phood


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(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

He has big eyebrows.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

I thought it was egg white, but I thought "Why would an unborn child have egg white for eyebrows" and then the french made me a sandwich and I ate it, and then nothing happened for a long time, until John Virgo made a wooden vagina in a glass jar.

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

I remember this episode.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

YOU'RE RUBBISH

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

FUCK YOU, JERUCUNT.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

I do not even need to alter your name.
It is already gay.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

Someone on CSS said I was gay because of my name not that long ago.
They only said it because I was fucking destroying them, and they didn't realise I was an admin.

I AM THE GEEK POLICE.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

In fairness the standard of players on CSS and Live isn't exactly high.
Although I suppose with CSS at least you can go into servers which aren't completely filled with annoying American kids who are barely intelligible.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

I wish I could ban people the moment I found out they were American children.
Alas, I'm not a bigot.

Even though they are all cunts.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

The only games I really played online were the PS2 ones, Socom being the main tactical one.
And the online service was European only, bliss. Plus a headset came with the game so voice chat was integrated as standard and wasn't really shit and just white noise.

Never really got smacktalk, although I was loved by everyone so that might not be a true reflection of the service.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

I have voice_enable 0 set in console for CSS. I'd rather not pay attention to the voice spamming cunts.
Also, CSS isn't about tactics on public servers. I use other players as distractions and try and take out the entire team by myself. It makes me feel like a real man.

I get bored by most of the smack talk and end up lecturing kids on how to be creative in insults.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

I didn't tend to use insults, I was just typically bizaare.
I was in a really high ranking clan despite being unutterably shit at Socom I, purely because I was amusing, and they even put me every single clan match bizaarely.
Although conversely I was bitching hot at Socom II but was in a really shit clan.

Ahhh, good times.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)

I've had my fill of clans.
I've had several highly respected CSS clans pleading for me over the last few months, which makes me happy, but I find it makes the game more of a chore than a game. I'd rather just fucking destroy people on publics than play clan matches and go to training and shit.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

I had a fair few in my day, I went with the shit one because they were kind of funny and well respected.
Unfortunately they were in somewhat of a decline so every clan match was failure or forfeit due to people not even turning up.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

*Ahem*
"YOUR RUBBISH"
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

I laughed for ages, but then cried.
I cried endlessly, for Mother Teresa, oh how could she miss the trick shot! OH HOW! GODDAMN YOU!
( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

Because she's 1 foot tall and a raisin.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

mmmm sundried.

( monkdagola Pls Donate 4 Movember http://mobro.co/CRogerCMoore, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

*this is excellent*

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

For a long time I thought he just had a big chin.
Nicely done, if a little freaky.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

i guess his mother's milk is 95% burger anyways

( oucheh I am have confused, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

Needs more tits.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

PADDY ASHDOWN!!!
*end transmission*
( P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)