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# I have something here for you...
your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough,
this is the lighter of a Jedi Knight.
not as clumsy or random as a zippo,
an elegant lighter for a more civilized age

(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:37, archived)
# The schwarz is strong with this one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Yay for idiots!


Reminds me of a something I read on/links earlier as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:42, archived)
# down the mouth, out the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:44, archived)
# At the bottom, though I doubt it's true
www.b3ta.com/links/205730#post205748
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:47, archived)
# turnips
was this man Baldric
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:51, archived)
# At least his height, without a head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)
#
I've wondered about the applications of a light sabre-

shaver, toast slicer...

EDIT: Fuck it, I'm gonna suggest it as a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:49, archived)
# So WHERE did he stash this during 'Nam?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 20:53, archived)