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(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# urgh
that egg is TOO hard boiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# that's
how Mr Woo likes em....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# then he's a fool and I'd say so to his face
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# go
prof go...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# is Mr Woo
you're little boaby?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
^this

also - I can't find that Wicker Man post any more... but I contest your definition of the Public Triangle for it neglects to take in the Licorice Lounge on Tool Cross, Hooters and Berkin Hare near Lady Lawson Street, and aw bas'ard massage parlours on Lothian Road.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# the name pubic triangle
predated the places on toll cross, it refered to the Western Bar and the others there.

Just because the city's sexual geography has changed, doesn't mean the likes of you can go around renaming things!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)
# RIGHT
(cunt)

we need to call the committee together and get this sorted ... I'm going to propose we change the name to the pubic dodecahedron ... but this will mean that someone's going to have to open a knocking shop in the castle ... in fact, fuck it, we'll call the whole place European City for Sexy Time and just count everything as rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)
# you're problem there is
all the beaver is in Gloucestershire
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Eggs are shit
It's all very well making cakes with them, but on their own they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I am rather partial
to poached eggs... the rest I can leave

also - duck eggs are nicer than chicken eggs by a country mile.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# TEQUILA!
FTW
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 17 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)