wrong time to post this no doubt
From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
as you are either:
on the train/bus/car/bike
wanking
drinking tea
watching the simpletons
dead
eating tea with your mum
having another wank
in the pub
at your desk trying to slit your wrists with a paperclip
fwapping to pron
going blind
looking at your sister having a shower through a gap in the bathroom door
cleaning up after a wank
smoking outside
at the supermarket buying a shit dinner for one
wondering when your housemates are back as you have forgotten your keys
gardening?
a vampire
a monkey
a dog
an animal
falling off a cliff
at the bottom of a cliff
etc
etc
etc
i have the power to pearoast
on the train/bus/car/bike
wanking
drinking tea
watching the simpletons
dead
eating tea with your mum
having another wank
in the pub
at your desk trying to slit your wrists with a paperclip
fwapping to pron
going blind
looking at your sister having a shower through a gap in the bathroom door
cleaning up after a wank
smoking outside
at the supermarket buying a shit dinner for one
wondering when your housemates are back as you have forgotten your keys
gardening?
a vampire
a monkey
a dog
an animal
falling off a cliff
at the bottom of a cliff
etc
etc
etc
i have the power to pearoast
From the Low Budget Film Remakes challenge. See all 715 entries (closed)
( , Thu 17 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)