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# Low hummus and zero imagination + too much drink
(Unununium, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)
# come on ?!
im boozed up...can i assume every one else is? this is rediculous.. we're role models.

(thundercat, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:03, archived)
# i'm pissed
I'M PISSED.

You are my role models.

GOURD.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I'm tipsy at least
And my parents are visiting me for the weekend, so I've had to slow down a little.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)
# Kinell
where've you been ?

not seen your brand around for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Having fun, mostly.
Good to be here the few times I've managed to get on.

I was second in the compo last week! Can't be completey disapeared. See you at the party next month?
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Don't know yet
have nowhere to stay and haven't decided if I want to go.

We'll see nearer the time.

Good on ya for coming second.
I always tend to come first........sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)
# First time I'd even featured
But I rarely even enter, truth be known.

You can stay here if you want, but my plan is to head out to an all-night party after the b3ta thing and get back about 8am for more chilled party until bed about noon.

Planet Angel night is always a fun one!
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Well cool that you won
I shall take that offer under advisement. I need sleep so I doubt doing an 8am return would agree with me.

Thanks for the offer anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Furry muff
I'm a sleepaholic myself, but I don't intend to do much else between noon on Saturday and Monday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! priestess I remember when this was all fields, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:32, archived)
# you!
i said i was going to post an animated gif on 03/03/03

fucknuts.

should have remembered that! piss!

gimme 5 mins (unless it wasnt you.)
(thundercat, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)
# hey
what where when who why ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)
# -
another person with a short name me thinks... could have been witchy... any hoo....



heres my ani gif any way. front page material?
(thundercat, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)
# haha
nah, can't remember it being me.

I do like it, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Gourd!
Gentlemen, I believe we have a new catchphrase!

Unless, it's already in use, just rarely so
in which case, I'm going to look really stupid...
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:06, archived)
# You, Sir,
are cleary embalmed in formaldehyde.

Edit: As far as i'm aware, Gourd isn't a catchphrase, I just like the word. Which is why my post further down features Gourds.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Yup
Well, I wish I was [embalmed in formaldehyde], 'cos that would give me a good reason for not having produced this 1500 word essay for Monday
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)
# blame
russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)
# or
Canada.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Just checked the undergraduate handbook...
And I quote:
"blaming Russia or Canada will not be accepted as good reason for late submission of work"
Any other ideas?
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)
# The Dog ate it..
works for me.

as a chat up line
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)
# You shouldn't admit that kind of thing
Oh well, guess it's going to be an all-nighter.
Still, I've got the board, and 12 or so hours of music in my Winamp playlist to keep me company...
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)
# actually
blame Gourds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)
# role models?
i like models :)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I have japanese DNA
which means I can't handle alcohol very well
when mixed with THC you get one wobbly incoherent ah bollox u get the picture....
(Unununium, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)
# I know that one
great little documentary about that not long back. Something to do with how water was purified back in the old days.

Wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:38, archived)
# It's the
holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)
# He needs more sand
that is chock full of peanuts and they are dense.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)
# what's got a
hazelnut in every bite?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)
# ?
go on.......
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)
# squirrel
shite!

schoolyard humour a go-go
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)
# whats
brown and sticky?
(Unununium, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)
# a
stick

an oldie but a goodie!

Actually, it's crap.
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)
# pink and wrinkly
and hangs out your trousers?
(Unununium, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)
# yer
mum of course, unless you're talking about yer cock and you live in cleveland.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)