
Man-Spider
Does whatever a man can
Drinks his tea
From a cup
Goes to the lav
Standing up
Look out!
Here comes the Man-Spider!
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Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:40,
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Does whatever a man can
Drinks his tea
From a cup
Goes to the lav
Standing up
Look out!
Here comes the Man-Spider!

reminds me of great lies to tell small kids:
"Your dad is a super-hero. He was bitten by a radioactive MAN, giving him all the powers of a MAN. His super-hero name is MAN-MAN. His super-hero costume is jeans and a shirt from Gap. His arch-nemesis is called 'All The Stuff That Needs Doing'. Thrill to his exploits!"
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Tue 26 Aug 2008, 12:42,
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"Your dad is a super-hero. He was bitten by a radioactive MAN, giving him all the powers of a MAN. His super-hero name is MAN-MAN. His super-hero costume is jeans and a shirt from Gap. His arch-nemesis is called 'All The Stuff That Needs Doing'. Thrill to his exploits!"