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# ahaha, this is going to make the papers
because some nutcase will complain :D

also, in my local paper from last week some woman had a campaign about the 'horrific' language used in a book her granddaughter (I think) had read.

the word was 'twat'

and she threw shit everywhere and got the book nubbed

of course, what the dumb fuck didn't consider is the obvious nature of children and that the kid is going to be called 'twat' for the next 5 years of her remaining school attendance and will no doubt end up in therapy

still, got to laugh, innit :)
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Shitey!
Since you put it like that, I think I'd better delete this and deny all knowledge quicksharp!
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# dude, how long have you been teaching
it's not the kids that's the problem (really..) it's the fucking asylums they live in :)

oh and too late man, because.. IT'S ON THE INTERNET!

:D
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# no worries,
I'll just disconnect the internet tubes, problem solved.
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# careful man, those tubes leak!
they leak blood, mucous, sweat, gravy and semen

it's like a Daz soap powder advert
(, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)