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# Good evening my fellow B3taniks,
My name is Two-tone Jones, Man of Bones
Jazz poet, Private Eye and deceased 1950's Brooklyn guy


Anyone got any requests for me and the band tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# no
but do carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# well that went tits-up
quicker than nicole richie
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Do you know anything by My Penis is Made of Dogshit?
Try to play one of their "songs" worse than they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# With a band name like that
you don't need "songs"
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Can you play far away?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# You hum it
and I'll cry myself to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# haha i like mr bones
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)