Well I for one am not interested in heaven if there's not going to be any orgies
Otherwise all it is is old people sitting around
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Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:50,
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Flawless logic time
I'm one of those lolchristians, and I quite like orgies, ergo they must be in Heaven.
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Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:54,
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you should martyr yourself for Islam
you get like 70 virgins, 3 sluts, a camal, your body weight in ducks, 4 gold teeth, a handfull of saffron (a BIG handful), you own letter box, a blankety blank check pen and book, signed photographs of Dale Winton AND Axl Rose... a cup of rats milk and 7 grannies
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Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:55,
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and a car which runs on positive emotions
... and your choice of flightless bird
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Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:58,
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and a gazeebo
and a tub of hagen daz and a troup of dancing oysters...
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Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:59,
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and the executive producer credits in a movie by Disney
and a book of carpet samples and an iPhone
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Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:01,
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and your own fragrance by the people that brought us Curious by Britney Spears
and a chimney pot and dominion over the number 4 on telephones
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Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:04,
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