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But seeing as it's in keeping with the competition...
From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)
( , Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:30, archived)
But seeing as it's in keeping with the competition...
From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)
( , Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:30, archived)
You will meet two dorky old blokes
Who will try and insert their penises into your trumpet. Mind out for that tower, you've been caught out like that before.
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Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:32,
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My mum had her tarot read last night
apparently I'm a perfect son, but will stay single for a long time. Noooo!
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Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:32,
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My mum wanted me to get her some grandkids
when I was 16... and I'm not even from Liverpool!
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Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:41,
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The way my love life is going
I'll be lucky if I get the opportunity to be a parent by 50.
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Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:42,
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I could be a grandparent before 40
this does not mean my love life is good
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Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:46,
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there isn't the slightest possibility
that that's what she thought your mum wanted to hear?
just a thought
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Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:34,
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just a thought
Totally... but she also told her stuff about me that she didn't want to hear
I've published three books on tarot and still don't believe it!
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Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:40,
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it's a fascinating skill
it's on my list of "things to read more about" :-)
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Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:52,
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Let me know and I'll give you free subscription
to the A2 Pyschic Technologies series - thats a $100 value - no bullshiting either! Its more about marketing cold reading etc, but it may be of some interest to you.
Edit: If you want it, e-mail me at andi @ andigladwin dot co dot your mum and I'll sort it out for you.
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Fri 7 Mar 2003, 12:54,
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Edit: If you want it, e-mail me at andi @ andigladwin dot co dot your mum and I'll sort it out for you.