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[challenge entry] Barack Obama


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(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# linksy link, please :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Did it all make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)
# NSFS
(straights)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# But he handles well on the corners?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Corners?
Benders, surely!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# he has a crab ladder
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# ha
or a treasure trail
(I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Haha
Look at that oiled chest
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# that is where they are going to drill for oil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# on his oily chest
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# NO!
Not I will not look at his oily, slippery, manly chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# will you
look at mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Ginger chest hair!
Maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I can shave
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Euew! That's even worse!
Chests should be hairy,
so my Wife says.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# fuck that.
I'm all man ( so my wife says ) and even I despise chest hair. ( which is a pain in the ass seeing as I seem to get another acre every birthday )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Me too!
My hair is going back into my head and coming out everywhere else!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# So you've spotted it too
Hair loss is a myth, it falls slowly due to gravity and comes out of nose, ears etc.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I am under the impression
that every strand missing from my head is being woven, inside my pickled brainspace, into a steel-like wire hair that keeps being pushed out of my earlobes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# It's the nose on me!!
My beard, for all intents and purposes is all nostril hair!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)
# New stylee
with the ageing population, nose hair plaits.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# my beard has always been
wiry. I am the destroyer of foil shavers. They ( electric ) have become a waste of time unless I want to change the foil the same as I'd change a disposable razor.
If I don't shave daily ( wet ) then I have to use my remington hair clippers to get it down enough so that I can scrape it off with teflon blades.

Did I also mention that Fallout 3 is fucking ace?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Fallout 3 does indeed look ace.
But I have a Wii, so I cannot indulge myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# PC game man.
consoles are for kids and students with big mouths.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# You are Desperate Dan
AICMFP. Might get Fallout 3 when Clear Sky has been exhausted (bastards ruined the atmosphere though).
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I don't know
clear sky but that is in no way disparaging. If it is PC I have never heard of it and if it is console then I never will.
I will say this, despite the push on Xbox360 for Fallout there is no doubt it is a PC game and an old-fashioned one at that. This is what makes it good. If it had been developed for console it could have been very awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# If you like old fashioned
style PC games, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Shadow of Chernobyl and Clear Sky ftw.
SofC has more lonely atmosphere, both have superb graphics directly from photos of Chernobyl area. CS has UNSCRIPTED combat AI and faction wars. Worth a look (but patch them before playing).


/raves
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I think I took a look at Stalker
a while back. Sadly too many games are coded for the market ( console ) thse days as opposed to being coded for the fan. Of course you can't make the best game ever for PC and then port it to box unless the box gets a keyboard but it's a shame for the developers that original content is discarded for commercial functionality.

I think Stalker was like that. Also I'm really not a FPS fan. and quite honestly F3 might lose me soon, I'm just a fan of the old games and think this looks beautiful on a dual GPU high end card but at the end of the day it looks like it will become a shoot-em-up with rpg character building stats. That will bore me eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Yep 'tis
basically a fps with clever AI and some rpg elements, I liked the realism though. Not easy though, weapons are realistically inaccurate/jam/wear etc. and terrain is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You're drooling arnt you :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Not from my mouth!!!




what am I saying!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# ..........
..................
...........................*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Well, DO NOT WANT!, as they say in the trade
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)