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[challenge entry] How can you go wrong


with Kojak being the trigger for the apocalypse? And with Jesus in the same anim!

From the Portents of the apocalypse challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(Pablissimo, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:02, archived)
# that's a kojak moment
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:06, archived)
# I might add a rame or two
involving his catchphrase...
(Pablissimo, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:07, archived)
# I spoke to Kojak on the phone once, I was well chuffed.
He was my hero when I was about 3.
(Nacho, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)
# c'mon
you can't leave it like that.

why on earth were you on the phone to Kojak?

btw... me too... hero i mean.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:11, archived)
# Who
loves you, baby?
(Pablissimo, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)
# my dad sold him a car
and he phoned my house to speak to my dad and I answered the phone. Not a very exciting story really.
Actually, Telly Savalas got a lift home from a ghost once.
(Nacho, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)
# i think that's pretty exciting!
go on - you've piqued my curiousity again... i'm waiting for a punchline to the ghost bit.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)
# What car did he buy?
This is the stuff of dreams.
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Sat 8 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)
# He's also my idol,
for obvious reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:12, archived)
# you like
lollipops and solving crime too?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:14, archived)
# doesn't everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I like
columbo, 'cos of the car and the dirty mac ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)
# ummmmmmmmmmm
just one more thing ma'am...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# edit
do you ever have those days when everything you say just seems to make you sound like a cnut?

I do.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 8 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)